Rumours say that soon The Marvellous Banana-o-matic Deluxe will go into production and then all of us will have access to unlimited bananas all day, all ways!

Want a banana, early in the morning? You got it! Want a slice of banana bread with your cup of tea? Press the button and it’s all yours! A banana split as a midnight snack? Don’t be silly… but of COURSE you can have that too.

Unlimited bananas for everyone!*

And how much does this fantastic unlimited banana machine cost, you ask? Well that’s the best part! Professor Acorn is going to give them away for free! I did say she was a very kindly lady.

*I’m fully aware that not everyone likes bananas, but those people just haven’t had the right banana yet. This machine will do gluten-free bananas, hypo-allergenic bananas, bananas that look and taste like chocolate cake, talking bananas that will help you with your essay. So get on board the banana train people!