Welcome to the future, friends! I have been keeping the super-secret microchip safe for our good friends Nethel and Malbert and I just can’t wait to complete my full transformation. Apparently it will be much less painful than this partial one. You must be excited too!

Anyway… are you here to collect it? The password to the safe is my FULL name, including my title, which I am sure they have given you. Remember… enter it in all caps, with spaces.